ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Monday, July 6, 2009

bendable/quotable

i'm a little behind on these. some quotables from my life lately:

"that is not a fanny pack! that is a man buckle!"

"fuck you, fag cat!"

"you might as well be making up words, because that's as much as i understand what you're saying."

"sooo, in other news: ashlee simpson's new face looks like the reflection of her old face in a spoon... : ("

"don't! asians are highly flammable!"

"don't ask me where i was, i don't know!"

"wait... were you talking about regular fever? because i was talking about jungle fever."

"our neighbor is rocking out to hymns in the driveway and i thought i woke up dead : ("

"i was about to think that!"

"why do i feel like i'm living below the poverty line and i have hbo?"

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