i'm a little behind on these. some quotables from my life lately:
"that is not a fanny pack! that is a man buckle!"
"fuck you, fag cat!"
"you might as well be making up words, because that's as much as i understand what you're saying."
"sooo, in other news: ashlee simpson's new face looks like the reflection of her old face in a spoon... : ("
"don't! asians are highly flammable!"
"don't ask me where i was, i don't know!"
"wait... were you talking about regular fever? because i was talking about jungle fever."
"our neighbor is rocking out to hymns in the driveway and i thought i woke up dead : ("
"i was about to think that!"
"why do i feel like i'm living below the poverty line and i have hbo?"
5 years ago