ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Friday, July 31, 2009

"i don't have a bandit hat, but i modified this tube sock"

i just can't possibly wait!

"i don't have a bandit hat, but i modified this tube sock"

i just can't possibly wait!

let the built build

this just keeps getting beeeeeeeeeetter!

if i had the guts:

bart swings



kinda sick, don't know what's going on. working theory: stress is eating me alive from the inside. still alive though.
TWO DAYS and three shifts until the road trip. ONE MONTH until the move. sweet holy hell! oh can't somebody help me get my act together?
"if my life is mine, what shouldn't i do?"
this song just came on as i was writing and it's PERFECT for now!

can you overdose on vitamins? i've been mainlining them all day so i don't get sick...
if i wake up dead tomorrow, share my story.

Friday, July 17, 2009

oh yeah... no biggie

i just got two tattoos yesterday and i'm so, so happy and excited! i got this baby and the previously-blogged-about and loved quotation marks, but i got them on my wrists. yay!

many wants!

how cute is this completely portable usb turntable?!
i received the new urban outfitters catalog in the mail yesterday (i know... don't ask!) and was flipping through. the clothes were nothing special, cute stuff, overpriced, the usual. and THEN i get to the housewares section... le sigh! such amazing stuff in there, let me tell ya!
i want these in a BAAAAAAAD way! and this is super amazing of course, totally very sally, and totally overpriced...
but of course, you should just go ahead and buy them for me!
birthday and bon voyage coming up! gimmee!

Monday, July 13, 2009


i am in a terrible mood and i don't feel like "talking." i would rather kick a baby, actually. anyway, i'll make it quick. i'm dogsitting a super, super cute doggie right now named bam bam, i have $2, 803.18 saved for portland, and i have a tattoo appointment on thursday. so suck it, monday, i win!

Monday, July 6, 2009

i meant to blog about this months ago

why isn't this a real thing?! it makes me cry in my heart hole!
wes anderson film festival? dream of dreams!
somebody make this happen! in my backyard, if necessary, so that i can def go, drrr!


i'm a little behind on these. some quotables from my life lately:

"that is not a fanny pack! that is a man buckle!"

"fuck you, fag cat!"

"you might as well be making up words, because that's as much as i understand what you're saying."

"sooo, in other news: ashlee simpson's new face looks like the reflection of her old face in a spoon... : ("

"don't! asians are highly flammable!"

"don't ask me where i was, i don't know!"

"wait... were you talking about regular fever? because i was talking about jungle fever."

"our neighbor is rocking out to hymns in the driveway and i thought i woke up dead : ("

"i was about to think that!"

"why do i feel like i'm living below the poverty line and i have hbo?"

i seriously need your opinion!

what should my dj name be?

dj suckerpunch?

dj radio killer?

dj dreamboat?

oh, i dunno! gimme other options and vote on these, please!

boo thangs!


vacation's all i ever wanted

sorry about the lack of posts lately, guys!
first i was uninspired, and then i was on vacation in the wilderness of healdsburg (aka the Russian River) with no wifi for five whole days. then what do i come home to, when i want to curl up with the ol' laptop and play farm town and check perez? NO WI FI! i haven't been able to mooch wifi off the neighbors since i came back from my trip. what is the world coming to?! poop. well, i'm at my friendly neighborhood coffee shop mooching their wifi for now, but don't get used to it, folks! this thing's heavy!
i didn't get to take more than three pictures while on vacation, as all i had was the diana polaroid, my digital decided to display a cryptic "error" message the entire time i was up there. also, poop. jessica was taking some pictures, though, and it's all a matter of when those get developed and scanned before i can show them to you. as jessica put it, "probably not until we move to portland..."
but that is LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AWAY. sweet holy hell! just typing that made my heart beat faster!
the portland updates will probably be coming fast and furious, as we start to pack and house hunt and all that. (editor's note: this is "fast and furious" in sally time, which is still on the reg, but in reality probably neither fast nor furious.) i will say that jessica and i had a pretty easy time "living together" for five days, so go us!
all i have to show you is some lovely pictures i have found on the internets lately. i hope you like em!
seacrest out!