here are some quotes that i have texted myself:
"last night was strange..."
"why was it strange?"
"no, it wasn't... it was just strange..."
"you're not following me on twitter?!"
"i went to santa cruz and all i got was... raped."
"is a chode a penis that touches all sides of a tuna can but not the bottom?"
"she abuses the privelige of owning my phone number!"
"were you wiping your hand or copping a feel?"
"listen here you beautiful bitch i'm gonna fuck you up with some truth!"
"sally changed my status to that shit because she is an evil self loathing dyke from dyke island!!!!"
"they changed the name from "dyke island" to "julian's mom's house"-- i hope you didn't try to send me any mail...
now are you jealous of the good times? haha!
4 years ago