ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

documenting some sort of alternative universe...

Uh. The seven year old white kid needs a grill? You can obtain a grill at the flea market? Burgers eat people?

STYLE ICON: Jenny Lewis


also, as i mentioned earlier, i cannot stop listening to "acid tongue" off of her new album! here are the lyrics:

I went to a cobbler
To fix a hole in my shoe
He took one look at my face
And said, "I can fix that hole in you"
I beg your pardonI'm not looking for a cure
Seen enough of my friends
In the depths of the godsick blues
You know I am a liar
You know I am a liar
Nobody helps a liar
Because I've been down to Dixie
And dropped acid on my tongue
Tripped upon the land
Until enough was enough
I was a little bit lighter
And adventure on my sleeve
I was a little drunk
And looking for company
So I found myself a sweetheart
With the softest of hands
We were unlucky in love
But I'd do it all again
We built ourselves a fire
We built ourselves a fire
But you know I am a liar
You know I am a liar
And you don't know what I've done
And by the rolling river is
Exactly where I was
There’s no snake oil cure
For unlucky in love
To be lonely is a habit
Like smoking or taking drugs
And I've quit them both
But man, was it rough
Now I am tired
It just made me tired
Let's build ourselves a fire
Let's build ourselves a fire

(love her!)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

postsecret postcard of the week

it's a tie:




scarlett johansson and ryan reynolds got married last night. how could they do this to meeeee?!
the sad thing is, i don't know which one i'm more upset about....

Saturday, September 27, 2008


actor and philanthropist paul newman passed away yesterday at the age of 83.

Friday, September 26, 2008

i almost forgot!

i made a feather headband like the one i wanted.... sort of.
i'm getting the hang of it and i plan to make another, more wearable version very soon.
what do you think?

more owlies/flea market finds/redecorating

needlepoint owlies my mom got me for my birthday
flea market find
gift from my mom
flea market goodies
70's nightlight, a christmas gift from my mom
owlies on my side table
owl bank
this weird thing is a cigarette box. my mom thinks it's from the 1920's
it holds your cigarettes, lights up, plays music, and has an ashtray on the right side, and an owl of course! it's pretty much a party box!
black lacquer tray
owl spoon rests. the one on the left is from my mom, the one on the right is a flea market find
what can i say? she gets me!
this owl holds it down in the kitchen as the beer fund bank
owl candle, maybe from the late 70's or so? from the flea market
grumpy owl toothpick caddy
owl candle sconce

i decided after finding all these goodies at the flea market this month to redecorate a bit:

here's where the accessory magic happens!
new wall collage, where owls are prominent
i bought this bench at the flea market as well, it works perfectly in the corner by the window
in conclusion, come over and see it in person! the end.

currently listening to jenny lewis' "acid tongue." the title track is my life!

how do i love thee?

let me count the ways.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

oh, god!*


kirk cameron (remember him?) will not kiss anyone but his wife. like, on movie sets. cuz he makes movies still, i guess.

"To get around the conflict, the filmmakers employed a bit of movie magic, Cameron explained. They dressed his wife, actress Chelsea Noble, like the movie’s female lead and shot the scene in silhouette.
'So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes,' Cameron said..."

good for him? even though it's his job? and he just sounds like a self-righteous diva even talking about it?

*obvious pun intended

Monday, September 22, 2008

t in v


this is pretty cool. buy it for me?
but, sarah morrison was right. it should totes be a tampon dispenser. or maybe a douchebag cozy?

Friday, September 19, 2008

hella birthday fools today

adam west turns 80 today

two bitchy twin lesbians with subpar musical skills turn 28,
Jimmy Fallon turns 34,
Cheri Oteri turns 43,
Jarvis Cocker turns 45,
Lita Ford is now 50 (remember her??),
style icon Twiggy is 59 years young,
Jeremy Irons is 60 today,
and James Lipton is eighty fucking two!


Thursday, September 18, 2008

the lord giveth and the local kids taketh away

from passive-aggressive notes.
(warning: this website may steal up to an hour of your life!)

you look like robin william's knuckles.


wtf? this crazy fan vowed not to shave his beard until metallica released a new album.
good thing he wasn't waiting for chinese democracy...

quote of a lifetime


"First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers."
-Margaret Cho, on her blog.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

this is magical


um. yay!


amy winehouse lives to see the age of 25 today. congrats!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008


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everyone's fave politico, sporting his o-face above, is 59 today.