will is in "serious play mode" right now (hay fever at the alterena! go see it!) so he keeps this accent up, which is british. inexplicably, while we were walking hannah to the bus stop, his accents becomes the swampy south slingblade accent. with me walking the dog is sandals, will walking his bike while nursing a beer and hannah missing her bus, she surged ahead of us. it should be noted that, as it is, hannah is incapable of walking in a straight line. we are stoned. she is swerving up and down park st. "why can't i walk in a straight line?!" she curses the heavens as she spreads her arms on either side for balance.
will's response: (in sling blade accent) "you look like a retarded airplane!" she did! i tried to take a picture on my phone but hannah wouldn't pose.
but she caught her bus.
also, nothing good came up when i googled retarded airplane.
5 years ago