ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

hair crises, pts. 1 and 2

yesterday was a bad hair day. i didn't look in the mirror until my hair was almost dry and then... ugh. not only am i in dire need of a haircut, but all of a sudden (overnight, even) my color is all bland and fug and dried up. so today i decided to give 'er the old trim and color. the trim is all good, whatevs. hannah owes me so she brings over an extra box of red dye from when she was a redhead too. the color on the box is darker than i expect, but still red and ravishing or whatevs. i use it. as it sits, i grow aprehensive. i rinse it out, look in the mirror and try not to freak... wet hair is darker, it's all good! HA! i dry it. it's PURPLE. i'm not against the idea on some people, but on me....
i look like the bastard child of a 14 year old skate rat BOY and a 38 year old bull dyke.

more to come as the story progresses.
mulligan out.

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