ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

epidemic

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never in my customer service career have i received "religious literature" along with or in lieu of a tip. i had never even considered the possibility until sabrina started working at ole's and said this happened all the goddamned time (pun intended.) people promising (without solicitation) to pray for her soul, chritianity pamphlets, notes saying "i'm donating your tip to the church!" sabrina's seen it all. (the latter pressed her to follow the customer out of the store and call out "jesus doesn't pay my rent!") anyhow, though i could empathize with sabrina i had never experienced this firsthand, until late last week. the pamphlet i received was negative and creepy and ugh. and then, just tonight from a very sweet older couple, i received another one. that's right: first 23 years of life-0, one week- 2. 2! in related news i'm officially creeped out about the apocalypse...

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