ver⋅bose   /vərˈboʊs/
–adjective characterized by the use of many or too many words; wordy

mo⋅rose   /məˈroʊs/
–adjective 1. gloomily or sullenly ill-humored, as a person or mood. 2. characterized by or expressing gloom.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

because i'm not paranoid enough...


TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found an unknown woman living secretly in his closet, Japanese media said on Friday.

The 57-year-old unemployed man of Fukuoka in southern Japan called police on Wednesday when the camera sent pictures to his mobile phone of an intruder in his home while he was out on Wednesday, the Asahi newspaper said on its Website.

Officers rushed to the house and found a 58-year-old unemployed woman hiding in an unused closet, where she had secreted a mattress and plastic drink bottles, the Asahi said. Police suspect she may have been there for several months, the paper said.

“I didn’t have anywhere to live,” the Nikkan Sports tabloid quoted the woman as telling police.

Local police confirmed that they had arrested a woman for trespassing, but would not comment further on the case.

do we have this specific kind of crazy here in america?


buy this and give me a ride!
it's TOTES the catbus from My Neighbor Totoro!
that isn't mentioned in the ad, though, so i don't know if that was intentional...
also, it is evident to me that whoever posted this ad likes to smoke pot.

say it ain't so!


"Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days."
-Herman Blume, Rushmore

I read yesterday that my boy bill murray and his wife of 11 years are getting a divorce and she's trying to say that he beats her and cheats on her and stuff? no way, jose! we'll just have to wait and see how this plays out, won't we?
what are your opinions on the matter, three readers of mine?

in other news, i went and saw sex and the city today and may or may not have cried...
also, my flask with the cigarette case in it came in the mail today yay!
also, i took it to the movie with rum in it yay!

Friday, May 30, 2008

oh, and also:

hannah spotted one of those chihuahua posters on BART the other day... what the hell are they?!?!

"carrying around fat markers- not for test taking"!


this shit is RIDICULOUS! parents these days... afraid of everything!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


"Looking 'round the room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in
In the whole wide room

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street"
-Flight of the Conchords


the lovely zooey deschanel in the latest issue of blackbook. isn't my best friend awesome?

Monday, May 26, 2008

am i crazy???

cuz i REALLY want to see this! it looks very silly, but i adore anna faris AND if i'm not mistaken, the hottie who plays jules in superbad is in it! lovelovelove!

so who's with me?!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

can anyone tell me what this is?


it's actually kinda cool, so help me if it's "hip" advertising for that fucking chihuahua movie i've been talking about! but let me know, please!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

quote of the day


"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
-Lil' Wayne (Blender Magazine)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

maybe i'm just drunk...

...or maybe i'm too alameda, but i like the following things:
a) drinking
b) meeting new people

i do not, however, like it when the local dive turns into a fucking high school reunion! grrrr. fuck.... i don't hate any of those people, but i DO hate small talk. ugh. whatevs. i like seeing people i genuinely liked in high school (not just at the bar, but anywhere) i don't, however, want anything resembling a trip down memory lane with some asshole who i never even had a class with/ex-boyfriends (or anyone who feels the need to update me on any of the aforementioned's respective demises.)
i suppose it is my fault for not moving away?

Friday, May 16, 2008

"i don't know what i'm doin', but i know what love is."

this is quite possibly the saddest fucking thing that i ever did see:

uploaded on to pete doherty's youtube account today.

"i don't know what i'm doin', but i know what love is."

this is quite possibly the saddest fucking thing that i ever did see:

uploaded on to pete doherty's youtube account today.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

pretty good stuff.

uhmk i think this is an energy drink commercial?

the aforementioned movie....

now has an accompanying trailer!
woot. check it:

ugh. movies were so much more legit when i was a kid. they didn't dumb it down back then... at least not all the time...
drop dead fred?
the sandlot?
anyone? what are some of your favorites?

and speaking of new movies, who's gonna see the strangers with me when it comes out? that looks sooooooooooooooooo scary!

Monday, May 12, 2008

kiiiiinda embarrassing

sooo, the gossip bloggers in my life made the kardashian public service announcement for the crisis in burma sound disgusting and inappropriate. well, i saw it today for the first time and i must say... the only thing i find offensive is their inability to act. kim is just playing into the personality traits the public knows her so well for (except she has clothes on.)
i am saddened to have to say that i actually found the video that sarah "my future best friend" silverman did for to be quite offensive. yeah, sarah is normally incredibly abrasive, it's something i normally love about her. but maybe (just maybe!), while making a psa to raise awareness about the crisis in burma, isn't the time to make dirty jokes and double entendres?
please watch both videos below and share your opinion.

my bff: